A blond joke

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by bea (I just keep on posting!) on Tuesday, 22-Jan-2013 14:31:27

Humour : first class!

: 1st Class




An Aircraft is on its way to Toronto when a blonde in economy gets up, moves to First Class, and sits down.

The trolley dolly watches her do this, so asks to see her ticket. She then tells the blonde that she has paid economy and will have to sit in the back.

The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Toronto, and I'm staying right here."

The Flight Attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the flight crew there is a blonde bimbo sitting in first class who belongs in economy, and will not move back.

The Co pilot goes back to the cabin and tries to explain that because she only paid for Economy she will have to leave and return to her proper seat.

The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful,
I'm going to Toronto, and I'm staying right here."

The Co pilot goes back and tells the skipper that he should probably have the police waiting at Toronto to arrest this blonde woman who refuses to listen to reason.

The Captain says "You say she is a blonde, I'll handle this, I'm married to a blonde. I can speak Blonde.."

He goes back to the woman, leans over, and whispers in her ear.

"I'm so sorry, I didn't know", she said, getting up and returning to economy.

The FA and co pilot are amazed, and ask him what he said to make her move without any fuss.
'I TOLD HER, 'FIRST CLASS ISN'T GOING TO TORONTO''

Post 2 by emily 25 (Account disabled) on Tuesday, 22-Jan-2013 14:33:41

lol seen this many times but it's still funny!

thanks for sharing it

Post 3 by LeoGuardian (You mean there is something outside of this room with my computer in it?) on Tuesday, 22-Jan-2013 18:05:27

Lol actually a blonde joke I have never seen.

Post 4 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Tuesday, 22-Jan-2013 19:52:15

Agree with Leo. I haven't seen this blonde joke before.

Post 5 by forereel (Just posting.) on Wednesday, 23-Jan-2013 0:19:35

Hehe.

Post 6 by Freedomlocks (Veteran Zoner) on Wednesday, 23-Jan-2013 3:41:11

haw

Post 7 by Sword of Sapphire (Whether you agree with my opinion or not, you're still gonna read it!) on Thursday, 24-Jan-2013 0:35:27

Haven't seen this one either.
Love it!

Post 8 by UniqueOne (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Thursday, 24-Jan-2013 11:46:45

I haven't seen this but lol nice one!

Post 9 by rat (star trek rules!) on Thursday, 24-Jan-2013 16:11:02

oh man, i should have expected that.

Post 10 by loves animals (This site is so "educational") on Friday, 14-Jun-2013 22:02:03

hahahaha i've heard this one before but still it is funny and here is another one.

Why does a blonde climb a glass wall?
To look over the other side.

a blond walks into a department store and goes "i would like to buy that tv"! the shop assistance goes "no, that's not for sale" so she leaves and goes and dye her hair brown and goes back to the same store and asks again "can i buy that tv"? the shop assistance goes "no, that's a microwave".
enjoy, smiles.

Post 11 by CrazedMidget (Sweet fantacy's really do come in small packages!) on Wednesday, 19-Jun-2013 18:28:33

hahaha that's great.

Post 12 by loves animals (This site is so "educational") on Sunday, 23-Jun-2013 1:10:05

thanks, smiles, any one got any new one's?